The Jolly Tramp
I am a jolly tramp: I whine to you,
Then whistles till I meet another fool.
I call the labourer sir, the boy young man,
The maid young lady, and the mother I
Will flatter through the youngest child that walks.
In sooth, there's no joy in a poor man's house,
Save when the little baby walks or swears;
Still do they pity my pretended grief.
When, like that fallen oak stripped of its bark,
Showing the naked muscles of its limb
Flat on the ground - I lie with my coat off,
Hidden in deep green grass that's high enough
To miss a baby in, I pity half the world.
If it be summer time, then what care I
For naked feet, and flesh though tattered garb?
O foolish pride, discomfort is thy due;
That made a savage take an axe to chop
His feet that were too large to fit small shoes.
What though I read Few books, I can read man,
And weigh a face for what the heart is worth.
Far better than the fools who think they know.
So that the sun shines bright, I like to rest
All day, to let the body lie in sloth,
And make imagination do the work;
Such work is sweet, and brings no sweat or ache.
Their questions and their pity make me laugh,
But idle men can always find excuse.
Alas! I do not always laugh: for see
How fine was yester morn; the heavens clear;
Then came a golden cloud with three dark ones-
Three pirates following a peaceful barque;
The heavy rain tugged with its might for hours,
And almost pulled the heavens down to earth;
And then came torrents, and no jolly tramp
Was I, but whined in truth most pitiful.